Dawn: If you're reading this, it means that I've successfully managed to bury the body with no eyewitnesses in the immediate vicinity to testify against me. My alibi is as follows: you and I were having a pokemon battle slightly south of Snowpoint city at the time the victim was murdered. Immediately afterwards, we decided to part ways with you going to the pokemon center and me going to the mart to buy some great balls. If anyone asks, you heard nothing. You saw nothing. If things start to get hairy and they start to suspect you, locate a man by the name of "Looker" in Veilstone City; you can usually find him at the game corner, adorned in a brown overcoat. I have inside connections with him. He will know what to do. The password is "GOLDEEN NEED LOG".Quote:
Kenny: ....wrong address.
Chibi Dawn: Why did they cancel Casual Friday?
Brock:This is a job for Drying Pan Man!
Oshawott: So you're telling me that you made out with MELOETTA?!
Piplup: Yes. Also, we're getting married, I released Emolga, I made sure Dawn was raped or dissapeared, and Ash is now in Kanto. Three words.
U MAD BRO?
Emolga: Who the f*ck told you this is how you make out??
Ash: Bayleaf, can you at least let me get my clothes back on before you look at me like that?
Pikachu: Damn, I'd go gay for those bitchin' biceps if I could.
Ash: ... HALP!!!!!!!!!
Cilan: Look Ash.
*pulls out a piece of paper*
Cilan: Proof that me and my brother are not the Shadow Triad.
Ash: Wow that scene really depressing.
Iris: Why do I have the feeling that the whole thing is just an act that you guys made after hearing about the making of the memory link? You guys might have just trained three Zoroark to talk and use Pokemon and then have them attack you guys.
Cilan: Oh come on Iris, you just talking crazy now. (Darn it, she's too smart. We need to get rid of her now before she becomes a danger to us.)
Dawn: Dont i look all kawaii?
Ash: did she reall just say kawaii?? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Dawn: Ya Know guys *SNIFF* that really Hurt*SNIFF* MY FEELINGS! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Piplup: Must put on false sad face without laughing.
*To all of dawn's fans this is just for fun. i dont hate her but her outfits i dont like*