Iris: Aww its so cute and huggable!
That's it for now.
Ash: *in demonic voice* There is no Ketchum. Only Zuul.
Burgh: B**ches please, I've got this.
Cilan: And Ash and Iris, will never know. Hehehe.
Bianca: Yes, I hooked a wild Ash!
Pikachu: Sorry bout that, but I got Ash a couple of years ago.
Ash: For the last time, you didn't capture me.
Bianca: *Ignore Ash* Aww, come on!
Ash: Ahhhh! The logo, it's sucking me in!!!
Scraggy: Scrag Scrag Scra! (Translation: That little mother*ucker stole my pants!
Iris & Cilan: Aww, he's happy!
Iris: Aww, he's so cute when he's angry!
Cilan: I wonder what he thinks about, the little rascal.
Scraggy: (Tonight...they all die tonight in their sleep...that'll make them sorry they laughed at my pants...)
Iris: Who knows? He's still adorable!
Cilan: Heh heh heh. Ash doesn't suspect a thing. Soon I will know all of his secrets!
Ash: Uh... Cilan? I'm right here. I can here everything you're saying and I can see the video camera.
Ash: So, um, what am I doing again?
Cilan: Ever watched Jackass?
Ash: I've HEARD of it, yeah.
Cilan: Consider this Jackass: Pokemon Master Edition!
Ash: Ooh! I like the sound of that! So, what's my stunt?
Cilan: Well, Iris is currently antagonizing a Bouffalant to charge at you. If all goes well, its afro should diminish the pain you get when it rams you.
Cilan: Remember, Ash, this is the "Pokemon Master" Edition!
Ash: Ok! Bring it on!
Cilan: (This is going to be sooooo sweet...)