@BlueWartortle; here's your story (though its really short):
Georgia and Burgundy were facing off against each other. Somehow, a harmless spat concerning Cilan turned into a battle. Georgia sent out her Beartic, while Burgundy sent out her Dewott.
"Beartic, use Icicle Crash!" Georgia commanded.
Icicles rained down on Dewott, who tried desperately to dodge each and every one. This went on until the entire battlefield was filled with ice.
"Dewott, Water Pulse, sil vous plat!" Burgundy said, as her Dewott hurled a pulse of water at its opponent. "Hope ya got plot armor!"
"I do." Georgia snickered, as Beartic caught the attack with a bare hand, and hurled it back at the user, knocking it out. "But you don't."
Burgundy recalled her Pokemon, distraught.
@Bironicus; BTW, the image is broken.
If you check above, Contrary said that my initial proposal (the gender) was against the thread rules, so I changed it into something milder.
I made it genderless myself out of remorse
This Mega Blastoise is nicknamed "Zexy". Fact.
Iris, since she'd do well with all the pets.
I pick Truth