I'm pretty sure we all know the drill
Yo' Mama's so [adjective] that they/she/we [verb] [event] [!]
Ex: Yo' Mama's so fat that when she goes out for a walk, her belly's already at the grocery store!
I'm pretty sure we all know the drill
Yo' Mama's so [adjective] that they/she/we [verb] [event] [!]
Ex: Yo' Mama's so fat that when she goes out for a walk, her belly's already at the grocery store!
Yo' mama so fat, she gets on a trampoline and ends up at the center of the Earth!
Yo' Mama's so ugly that her partner is a Feebas!

Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbited a satellite around her.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Yo' Mama's so stupid she got -200 on an IQ test... for 1st graders!
Yo' Mama's so old that she's got an abacus for a calculator!
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Yo' mama stinks so bad even Muk stays away from her.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
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