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    Default Yay, riddles!

    Let's see if the below poster can guess the answer to your riddle, right after you answer a riddle yourself. Remember, no cheating!

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    A clerk at a butcher shop is 5'2" tall. What does he weigh?

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    He weighs meat.

    As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven kids, each kid had seven cats, and each cat had seven rats.

    How many were going to St. Ives?
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    Just the one?

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    You?

    A man was afraid of skydiving, so he decided to conquer his fear. After taking lessons from an instructor, he went into a plane. Suddenly, he forget everything he learned and just jumped out of the plane without using his parachute. After falling to the ground, he got up and walked away. How did he survive?
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    The plane was still on the ground; he jumped out before it took off.

    I have £3 in two coins. One of these coins is not a £2 coin. What combination of coins do I have?
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    A two-pound (I assume that's what that symbol means) coin and a one-pound coin. If one of them is not a two-pounder, the other one may be.

    A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun and fires, barely missing him. The man thanks the bartender and leaves a tip. Why?
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    The man had hiccups and wanted to cure them by drinking a glass of water, only to have the bartender scare him, which, traditionally, is said to cure hiccups. In this case, it worked, and the man was grateful- hence the tip.

    Can a man legally marry his widow's sister?
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    No, because he's dead.

    A man is trapped in a room with no doors or windows. The only things in the room with him are a mirror and a table. How does he escape?
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    You saw what you saw in the mirror, took the saw, and sawed the table in half. Because two halves make a whole, you can crawl through the hole.


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    The letter "E."

    Two people are in a horse race where the one whose horse crosses the finish line second wins. So why, when they race, do they both ride at full speed?
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    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
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    A third person with a faster horse beat them both.

    Two people are in a desert. One is alive with an empty backpack. One is dead with a full backpack. What happened?

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    Guy 1 used his supplies to survive.Guy 2 got bit by a rattlesnake before he used any of his stuff.

    A guy walks up to a glass door. Another guy walks up.The door says "twelve".He says"six".The door opens and lets him in.A third guy walks up.The door says "six".He says"three".The door lets him in.The first guy goes up.The door says "ten".He says "five" and is disintegrated.What was the answer and why?
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