Thread: Would you rather...?

A bird-of-prey, being a shark is boring-_-

would you rather to eats a shark jaw or to eat a jelly fish's tentecools?

Shark jaw. Some shark meat is tasty.

Would you rather serve boiled jellyfish or bad sushi to an enemy?

Boiled jellyfish. It's poisinous.

Would you rather turn an essay in with bad spelling or bad grammer?

Bad spelling. I'm a grammar Nazi. XD

Would you rather embarrass yourself in front of a boy or a girl?

A girl, I guess. She'd laugh with me instead of at me.

Would you rather give an oral report to the class or do research for a 6-page research paper?

I'd give oral to the class.

Erm, an oral report to the class. that sort of thing is my forte.

Would you rather skydive or bungee jump?

Bungee jump, it looks safer.

Would you rather masturbate to goatse or get raped by a tentacle monster?

The former; at least pleasure is guaranteed.

Would you rather be completely drunk in a public place or have embarrassing photos of yourself uploaded to the web?

Embarrassing photos, il send the one who put my pics in the e-net a virus;)

Would you rather to die a very ugly death and everyone in your family sees your ugly dead body?
or die a normal death and no one knows were your body is?, so they make roumors that you ran away from the for drugs and stuff=P

Ooh, the first one. Much more enjoyable. ^_^

Would you rather crack your own head open or be responsible for a friend cracking his/her head open?

Crack my own head opened, il get in bigger trouble if i cracked someone's head <.<
would you rather to be Wario or Donkey Kong?

Donkey Kong...Hey i would rather be a monkey than a crappy game character.

Would you rather swim in a pool full of pudding, or a Pool full of Flan? (Ok actually swimming in it is more than likely impossible for both, but still)

Pudding, tastes better depending on what kind.

Would you rather skateboard on a tightrope or never have computer access again?

Skateboard on tightrope =P
(VERY HARD QUESTION)
would you rather to be Bush or Saddam?

Bush. Sure, everyone hates him (including me), but he's in control of the most powerful army in the world (I think).

Would you rather get writer's block on an essay for school or artist's block (is there such thing?) on a painting you agreed to do for a widely-publicized competition.