What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

The Rules are simple:

First poster asks the question, and gives the next poster a hypothetical to get a Klondike bar.

P1) What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you travel with Ask Ketchun for a year?

P2) Yes or No!
What you do, etc etc.

And so on.

Please try to keep the tasks appropriate and nonviolent. Nothing vulgar.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Would you let yourself be hugged by a Muk?

Nope, no chance that's icky =P!

What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar? Would you jump into a random tourist's photo?

(Now, how do we abbreviate this one... WWYDFKB? WWYDKB? Klondike Bar?)

I love Photo Bombs! So, yes!

WWYDFAKB? would you sniff a dog's butt?

No way, José!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you ski down Mount Everest at 100 mph?

No, I would not (I am such a pansy!)

WWYDFAKB? Would you get a tattoo?

No, I leik my skin the way it is :-)

WWYDFAKB? Would you read nothing but Shakespeare all day?

I would

WWYDFAKB? Would you eat an animal's crap?

^Ninja'd!

NOOOOO. No.

WWYDFAKB? Would you go to school dressed as a Pokémon?

Not gonna happen. At all.

WWYDFAKB? Would you walk around with a pair of shorts on you head?

Oh God no.

WWYDFAKB? Would you go around telling everyone you caught Pikachu and met Ash?

OF COURSE! Ain't no shame in that.

WWYDFAKB? Would you waster a master ball on a Bidoof?

If I had nothing to do with my spare time, yes.

WWYDFAKB? Would you pick up a wild mouse?

Yes.

WWYDFAKB? Would you spam smilies in a thread created by a mod? (with no actual text)

Nah. xD

WWYDFAKB? Would you run three laps around a football field for it? (Works for either association or Americal football)

No, cuz I'll probably be dead once I finish (I'm not a very good runner)

WWYDFAKB? Would you babysit 8 babies at once?