Thread: This user above died of.....

Died after falling in a sewer

Died from an attempt to climb a vertically steep hill.

Died because that's a cliff not a hill

Died from a fatal collision.

^ died from being trampled by ponies.

Died in the aforementioned collision

Died from using an uber.

Died because it's ubers

Died of getting demoted from being a gym leader.

Died because we don't have enough people to even begin condiser firing me

^ died from overeating.

Died after looking in the mirror and realising that you can't get a girlfriend with that ugly face

^ died from realizing that you can't get a boyfriend when you're a train.

Died because of an apple shortage.

^^ Died for being the first one to be fooled by my gender syboml, I'm really a guy
^ ninja attack