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    I have a hax machine for physics, giving me FTL travel, allowing me to escape.

    *boards jet plane*

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    ^ was killed by a rabid tea party member
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    INACTIVE.

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    There are no "tea parties" in my plane!

    I lived.

    You die from too many Pokemonz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbadon View Post
    I have a hax machine for physics, giving me FTL travel, allowing me to escape.

    *boards jet plane*
    I get a cobra to invade your muthafukin' jet plane, and has it cause a gas explosion that takes out 100 galaxies, with you reduced to absolute nothingness.

    I rejoice my victory at the other side of the universe lightin' a joint and sippin' champagne.

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    *sneaks up behind you*

    BOO!

    *Kenshi falls down bottomless hole*

    "You think I would fall for that?" Abbon said as Kenshi fell down the hole.

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    You die from the shame of having to refer to yourself by the name I used in place, and I then rearrange the bottomless hole to have a platform rising 39,493,492303,043,598,544 times the speed of light sprout instead, which then crashes on your lifeless body and reduces it to bloody scraps that are soon evaporated by the sheer speed.

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    *teleports to alternate universe, where I am the only human alive*

    ;D

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    *rearranges alternate universe into a torture chamber where I am its master*

    Oooh, am I gonna relish this. Would you prefer the feet-peeling method, or the torch-on-chest, spears-in-ass? Oh, and nailing you from above to a 4-foot pyramid dipped in toxic acid mixed with neurotoxins sounds, good, too... after I've ripped the tendons off your body, and pulled your eyes and tongue right off, of course.

    *screams and chainsaw noises are heard for dozens of hours*

    Now, what a mess! I say I rearrange the whole dimension to a black hole to make it clean!

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    FUCKZ!!!

    *remembers he was in the OTHER alternate dimension*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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    I have it turned into a lion preservation, where those bitches are HUUUUUUNGRY.

    I believe we know what happens next?

    *records video on a Bluray disc and broadcasts it on a worldwide television report*

    30% of the population commits suicide.

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    *takes control of one of the lions dead bodies*

    Did I mention I brought a rialgun here?

    ATTACK!

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    The lions ain't dead, but the one you controlled couldn't cock the gun with its lack of disposable thumbs, so I grab it and shoot you until your nonexistent "thing" pops out of your back and crashes on Mt. Moon, which then clings to the moon itself and causes the planet to draw to it every other planetoid, stars, meteors, everything, and then condenses into a very heavy sword I use to flatten your disembodied spirit with (heavy swords can do this), so you're stuck there for life... or, afterlife! O WAI-

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    Fuck this.

    I divide by zero.

    POOF!

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    Even zeros can't escape your impending fate. I seal you inside the sword itself and have you embedded on a Giratina's head, which then crashes into the bottom of the universe and rots into a malodorous skeleton.

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    *gives the fuck up*

    You win.

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