Thread: This user above died of.....

^ Died of hypothermia.

Died when a sea monster sunk the ship you were sailing on.

^ Died after ^ was hypnotised into believing they could fly, and attempting to prove it by jumping of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

*Watches ^ fall*

^ Was killed in their sleep by an army of highly intelligent squirrels.

^ Was ambushed by a mutant Jellyfish and strangled to death. Slowly.

^ Was caught in a rain of arrows.

Then we will fight them in the shade!

^ Was killed after eating a poisoned mushroom disguised as a 1-Up.

died when Iceland stepped in front of my big Chevrolet Suburban

Burned to death.

A million pounds of turkey crushed ^.

died when a million pheasents crushed ^

^ Died putting fire in ice.

Died deep frying a turkey.

died by drying to deep fry a pheasent

Died when they were beaten to death by a mob of angry pheasants.