This user above died of.....

Ripped in half by a Gliscor using, well, X-Scissor

died of starvation after a munchlax ate all his food

Died of own venom

Died of posting on this thread

Died from thinking too hard

died of breathing

Died of suicide after being thrown in jail for life.

Deid of being hit with a Cubone bone

Died of binge-eating for trying to compete in a ramen eating contest against a Snorlax.

Died by being knifed by Sakuya.

Died of being hit in the face by a certain pad <___< lol(no wait...that's me XD)

A well-aimed uppercut to the solar plexus.

Fell in the River Tay...

^ Died of eating way too much.

^Died in Latias' love....