This user above died of.....

Died of a fatal paper cut.

Dies from an infection of a tiny molecule

Dies from looking into the eyes of an Evil Leprechaun.

Died of not finishing my request D:

Died of dissapointment

Swine AIDS.

Died of swine flu.

of being a Shark King

Died from overeating, and stomach explodes

Died from tripping over in the dark shadows and impaling theirself on a biro.

From running with Scissors, marked with an X, and fell, and had those scissors shot through ^'s eye

Owch.
Died from blood lose from the ears, eyes and nose after being strapped to a chair and forced to watch Jedward non-stop.

Died from accidentally hitting the key on ^'s keyboard, that stated:
"You Tap This Button, A Lazar Will Shoot Through Your Brain, Thus, Ending You Life"
(what a long button O.o)

Died from watching too many "Rick-rolls".

Died from eating a poisoned monkey brain.
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O_o