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Claims: Lapras, Waterfall, Chlorophyll, Moon Ball and Old Sea Map
You know, maybe the goal should be to just get to 510/490. I don't think we'll get too far from 500.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.