So, this is a counting game. Here are the rules:
1. This starts at 500.
2. Users whose username begins with one of the letters A-L can only count up. Their goal is to make it to 1,000.
3. Users whose usernames begin with one of the letters M-Z can only count down. Their goal is to make it to 0.
4. Users whose usernames begin with numbers, symbols like $, &, @, etc., or any characters that are not in the Latin alphabet can go either way, and thus can pick their own side.
5. The winner is the side that makes it to their goal first.
So, let's start: