Thread: The translator game!

I bet the translator will fail translating this sentence.
English-->Japanese-->English
I bet and the translator being broken translate this sentence.

In Soviet Russia pokémon catch you.
English-->Japanese-->English
Capture ones of pokémon of old Soviet constitution country.

Original sentence:
Somebody once told me the woooorrrrllld was macaroni, so I took a bite out of a tree. It tasted kinda funny so I spppiiittttt it a bunny, and the bunny spat it back at meeeeeeeee. I met up with Darth Vader, and he leeeeedddd to his lair, and then we both dddddiiiiiieeed!!!!

English>Korean>English:
Somebody once told me the woooorrrrllld was macaroni and so I took a bite out of a tree. It tasted kinda funny so I spppiiittttt it a bunny, AND the bunny spat it back at meeeeeeeee. I met up with Darth Vader, AND He leeeeedddd to his lair, AND then we both dddddiiiiiieeed!!!!

Apparently "and" is in all caps

English>German>English:
Somebody once told ME the woooorrrrllld which macaroni, thus I took A bite out OF A tree. It tasted kinda funny I spppiiittttt it A bunny, and the bunny spar it bake RK meeeeeeeee in such a way. I met UP with Darth Vader, and he leeeeedddd ton his lair, and then incoming goods both dddddiiiiiieeed!!!!

What's "RK" doing there? Incoming goods both died? "and the bunny spar it bake RK meeeeee in such a way" RUNNN PEDORABBIT!!!! Which world is macaroni?

English>Russian>English:
Somebody of once of told Me of the of woooorrrrllld of was of macaroni, so I took a of bite of out of a of tree. It tasted of kinda of funny so I spppiiittttt it a of bunny, and the of bunny of spat it of back at of meeeeeeeee. I met up of with Of darth Of vader, and he of leeeeedddd to of his of lair, and then we of both of dddddiiiiiieeed!!!!

There's "of" about every 1-3 words. Again, WTF?


The German one is pretty funny


EDIT: I have NO IDEA what those Yahoo guys are doing

origonal:
I couldn't think of anything to type, so I just randomly typed down a character's name called Ling Yao.

english>Chinese>English:
I can not think of any type, so I casually entered a character's name is Ling Yao.

English>polish>english:
I could not think of anything to type, so I just randomly written down a hero on behalf Ling Yao.

I decided to do some of the lyrics from the song "Banana Phone".

Original:
It's no baloney
It ain't a phoney!
My cellular,
Bananular phone!
Don't need quarters
Don't need dimes
To call a friend of mine!
Don't need computer
Or TV
To have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza
I'll call my cat
I'll call the White House
Have a chat
I'll place a call around the world
Operator get me Bejing-jing
Yeah!

English>German>English:
It' s NO baloney It ain' t A phoney! My cellular, Bananular phone! Don' t need quarters Don' t need dimes Ton call A friend OF mine! Don' t need computers Or TV Ton have A material good time! I' ll call for pizza I' ll call my cat I' ll call the White House Have A chat I' ll place A call around the world operator GET ME Bejing jing Yeah!

"Have a material good time"? More than one computer? What happens when you ton call a friend? LOL

English>Italian>English:
It' s not baloney It ain' t to phoney! My cellular, Bananular phone! Don' t need quarters Don' t need dimes To call to friend of mines! Don' t need computer Or TV To have to real good Time! I' ll call for peak I' ll call my cat I' ll call the White House Have to chat I' ll place to call around the world Operator get me Bejing-jing Yeah!

It changed "It's no baloney" to "It's not baloney". Lolwut translation fail. And instead of pizza, I get peak.

Now this one it HILARIOUS!!!:

English>Portuguese>English:
It' s in baloney It ain' t phoney! My to cellular, Bananular phone! Don' t need quarters Don' t need dimes You call friend of mines! Don' t need to computer Or TV You have the Real good teams! I' ll call will be pizza I' ll call my cat I' ll call the White House Have chat I' ll place call around the world Operator get me Bejing-jing Yeah

How can it be in baloney? How to get real good teams, I dunno. "I'll call will be pizza"? Okay, you can call my friend! When something is to cellular, what happens? I don't need to computer, I guess



EDIT: I thought the German one would be funny, like the other ones that other users did...

Original conversation I had with Cleverbot:

User: Wtf where did that come from?

Cleverbot: Hobbits and Dwarves were friends.

User: Because they had similar statures. It's elves and dwarves that were enemies

Cleverbot: Yes. That's where babies come from.

User: Whenever I think of elves I think of Leagolas, and whenever I think of dwarves I think of Gimli, so that just put a disturbing picture into my mind.

English -> Spanish -> French -> English:

User: Wtf of d' where did it make that come?

Cleverbot: Hobbits and the dwarves were friendly.

User: Parce qu' they had similar statures. It' ; goblins and dwarves of S which were enemy

Cleverbot: Yes. That' ; S of d' where you drink them come.

User: Provided qu' he thinks of the goblins that I think in Leagolas, and provided that dwarf food in Gimli thinks me, of qu' kind; hardly put a table which disturbs in my spirit.

Original:
Why do I like opossums? Well, they're simply amazing. They play dead, have survived since the Dinosaur days, and act as exterminators of rats and bugs, to name a few reasons. Sadly, they are misunderstood, and many people hate them. But you, good people, can help me in my persuit to help the opossums. This is the opossumologist, signing off.

English->Japanese->German->Korean->English (used google translator)

Why am I like a possum? Well, I'm surprised. They survived from the Jurassic era, to name a few rats and bugs as pest control, dead. Unfortunately, they are misleading many people are with them. But you can help me, possums are a good person to follow. This letter, it is opossumologist.

Stupid google translator doesn't know an opossum from a possum...

Original: Hasn't this been done many times?

English->Italian->English:Hasn' t this fact many times?

English->German->French->English: Hasn' ; T of this one done many marks?

original: will justin bieber ever go through puberty

english->vietnamese->english justin will never go through puberty.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Don't they already have a thread for this?

translation: 何かがトイレにあります！
original sentence: there is something in the toilet!

i did it again.
translations: ジャスティンbeiberは、私は決して永遠に言いたいことができます。 Beiber Justin, I can never say forever.
original sentence: Justin Beiber makes me wanna say never forever.

No, Randall. Just Pure. ENERGY.>portugese.Not, Randall. But pure. ENERGY.

Oh boy, I'm going to come here often.

Original:
Zigzagoon's name appears to be a combination of zigzag, referring to its fur pattern and unusual habits, and raccoon.

Translated:
The name of the zig-zag, their hair, especially civet is a combination of expected deformation.

It is usually motionless, but when attacked, it rotates at high speed and then crashes into its opponent. >Greek>French>English It is usually motionless, but lorsqu' it attacks, it turns at high speed and s' crush then with its competitor.

original: Origin

Arceus is particularly based on a creator deity, present in many world cultures. The conception of the first god might be influenced from Kunitokotachi and Amenominakanushi, who, according to Shinto myth, summoned Izanami and Izanagi to create Japan with the spear. It may also be a reference to the Chinese mythical creature, the Qilin. Its myth is nearly identical to that of the Pangu, the Chinese creation deity. Arceus may also be inspired by (or a representation of) the bodhisattva Avalokiteśvara, who, in Buddhism, is either pictured with eleven heads and one thousand arms (the latter of which is mentioned in Arceus's flavor text) or in a white four-armed manifestation (which could look similar to Arceus's Normal form). Some inspiration may have come from a horse, because of its Platinum sprite and attack movements in Pokémon Battle Revolution.

English-Portuguese-English
Origin
The Arceus is specially well-founded in a deity of creator, present in many world-wide cultures. They might influence the concept of the first god of Kunitokotachi and Amenominakanushi, who, according to the myth Shinto, summoned Izanami and Izanagi to create Japan with the lance. It also can be a reference for the mythical Chinese creation, the Qilin. His myth is almost identic to that of the Pangu, the deity of Chinese creation. The Arceus also can be inspired (for or a representation of) the bodhisattva Avalokiteśvara, who, in the Buddhism, is painted by eleven heads and thousand arms (which last thing is mentioned in the text of taste of Arceus) or in a demonstration armed white four (what can seem similar to the Normal form of Arceus). Some inspiration can have come from a horse, because of his elf from Platinum and movements of attack in the Revolution of Battle of Pokémon.