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One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him, While Harry Potter said, "Who are

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him, While Harry Potter said, "Who are you people, poisoning

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him, While Harry Potter said, "Who are you people, poisoning?"
Then I said

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him, While Harry Potter said, "Who are you people, poisoning?"
Then I said, "You must die!"

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him, While Harry Potter said, "Who are you people, poisoning?"
Then I said, "You must die!"

Suddenly, Dawn enters

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him, While Harry Potter said, "Who are you people, poisoning?"
Then I said, "You must die!"

Suddenly, Dawn enters, while carrying a

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him, While Harry Potter said, "Who are you people poisoning?"
Then I said, "You must die!"

Suddenly, Dawn enters, while carrying a shiny Piplup, but

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him, While Harry Potter said, "Who are you people poisoning?"
Then I said, "You must die!"

Suddenly, Dawn enters, while carrying a shiny Piplup, but a drive by

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him, While Harry Potter said, "Who are you people poisoning?"
Then I said, "You must die!"

Suddenly, Dawn enters, while carrying a shiny Piplup, but a drive by killed the pokemon.

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him, While Harry Potter said, "Who are you people poisoning?"
Then I said, "You must die!"

Suddenly, Dawn enters, while carrying a shiny Piplup, but a drive by killed the pokemon.

But Dawn then

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him, While Harry Potter said, "Who are you people poisoning?"
Then I said, "You must die!"

Suddenly, Dawn enters, while carrying a shiny Piplup, but a drive by killed the pokemon.

But Dawn then pulled a semi-automatic

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him, While Harry Potter said, "Who are you people poisoning?"
Then I said, "You must die!"

Suddenly, Dawn enters, while carrying a shiny Piplup, but a drive by killed the pokemon.

But Dawn then pulled a semi-automatic pistol from her

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him, While Harry Potter said, "Who are you people poisoning?"
Then I said, "You must die!"

Suddenly, Dawn enters, while carrying a shiny Piplup, but a drive by killed the pokemon.

But Dawn then pulled a semi-automatic pistol from her legband while ferrariguy1000

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One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him, While Harry Potter said, "Who are you people poisoning?"
Then I said, "You must die!"

Suddenly, Dawn enters, while carrying a shiny Piplup, but a drive by killed the pokemon.

But Dawn then pulled a semi-automatic pistol from her legband while ferrariguy1000 ate some pie.

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One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him, While Harry Potter said, "Who are you people poisoning?"
Then I said, "You must die!"

Suddenly, Dawn enters, while carrying a shiny Piplup, but a drive by killed the pokemon.

But Dawn then pulled a semi-automatic pistol from her legband while ferrariguy1000 ate some pie. Then the gangster