One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.
Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.
In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him, While Harry Potter said, "Who are