Thread: Three word stories!

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I..

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have.."

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I......

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake.

Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of Ferdinand Magellan, and fire a P90 at the cake.

In walked Jane Goodall, and she said "Yo, I'm Joe Smith from the show Blue's Clues, and I'm here because I need to use a Giant Enemy Crab. Do you have a piece of coil I could use to strangle this guy down to a chair?"
"Maaayyybbbeee......"
"Can I see some ID?"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have," he said with an interruption from King Dedede.
"I....... am allergic to coil and you glared at him and killed him, While Harry Potter