Thread: Three word stories!

So here's how it goes:

You're supposed to make a story with only three words at a time
First person starts you off with three words and each person after that uses three words as well and adds theirs to the previous. Be sure to bold it.

For example:
Person 1: One day, a
Person 2: One day, a guy said, "Hey"
Person 3: One day, a guy said, "Hey! Let's go there!"

Easy.
Okay, I'll start.

One day, a

EDIT: The number of words in a name counts.
For example: George Bush= 2 words
Thus a three word story addition would be: He's George Bush
Contractions, however, count as one word.

One day, a house elf walked

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion.

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake

Counting a name as one word

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake. Said cake exploded


I forgot to explain, but the number of words in a name does count.

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake. Said cake exploded into a million

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake. Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake. Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake. Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake. Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the

One day, a house elf walked into the kitchen and made a great big commotion. He was injecting some poisonous acid Into Harry Potter's cake. Said cake exploded into a million drops of blood because someone had to go piss all over the priceless painting of