So we're all on an excruciatingly long road trip, and the best way to pass the time on a road trip is to sing the longest rendition of "X Bottles of Beer on the Wall" you can. For our imagined roadtrip, we'll start at ten million. The only rule? Spell out the numbers when you post.
::blows pitch pipe::
Ten million bottles of beer on the wall, ten million bottles of beer on the wall, if one of those bottles should happen to fall, nine million, nine hundred ninety nine thousand, nine hundred ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall...