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    Hobba Hobba Hobba Habba Habba Habba.

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    A Frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can tell from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 dollar loan to take a holiday."

    Bracken, to ah, Sangakkara who leaves the ball moving away from him.

    Paddy looks at the Frog in disbelief, and asks his name. The Frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Paddy explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The Frog says: "Sure I have this", and he produces a tiny porcelain Elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink, and perfectly formed.

    This gonna take many overs? Bracken, running away from us again and Sangakkara, another leave.

    Very confused, Paddy explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager, and disappears into the back office. She finds the manager and says: "There's a Frog called Kermit Jagger out there, who claims to know you, and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink Elephant. "I mean what in the world is this?"

    The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Paddy Whack, give the Frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone!"

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    I want Shish Kabob.

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    Happy Easter guys. I got Super Pokemon Rumble ... >w<

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    I got a Pikachu sweatshirt.

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    Did you know Easter was originally a Pagan holiday?

    The rabbits representing sex and eggs babies?

    So do yourself a favor by correctly representing the holiday and get some bitches pregnant.
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    I got eggs. Heaps of easter eggs. And there's still heaps to go.

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    I used to tell people what I got for Easter, but then I took an Easter egg to the face.

    Luckily, my balls were still intact so I took it upon my self to go impregnate some bitches.
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    *Annoyed*

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    Hello, all. <3 How is everyone?

    And hello, @Jam Scone. Lovely to see you. <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prodigy View Post
    I used to tell people what I got for Easter, but then I took an Easter egg to the face.

    Luckily, my balls were still intact so I took it upon my self to go impregnate some bitches.
    You make your country proud son.
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    Hi again Toxicious.

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    Hey Tox, I have a question.

    How come you use hearts in every sentence?

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    Guys.

    63 FLIPPING GUESTS.

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    I like chocolate.
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