Thread: Tea in the Garden

My main issue is money. I can't really afford a DS.

Well, I could, but I just don't wanna.

And now I eat food. See ya. Maybe.

well food is good

I can't play los videojuegos for the time being.

I am very prejudice on food.

Think about it.

SPIKE SPIEGEL IS THE JOKER AND BATMAN AT THE SAME TIME

SPONGEBOB IS THE RIDDLER

MANDY IS HARLEY QUINN AND CATWOMAN

Aside from the Mii, the majority of Mario Kart 7 players use feather-weight characters, Yoshi, and Metal Mario. :/

Light is always good for speed.

Large axles and good handling.

Light weight characters are good at acceleration and handling but are the slowest characters in the game, while the heavy weight characters are the faster but are sluggish at acceleration and handling. Mario Kart 7 introduced two new weights in the roster.

In MK Wii, I always used mediums and heavys. I never liked the light people.

Super Mario Kart

Pros: First of the series, great BGM, utilizes the super chip that makes vehicle-based games possible
Cons: Power sliding is terrible, the CPUs don't play by the rules, broken items (the feather)

Mario Kart 64

Pros: Memorable courses, outstanding BGM, ending credits theme, introduction to Mirror Mode
Cons: introduction of the dreaded blue shell, power sliding is still terrible

Mario Kart Super Circuit

Pros: Throwback to Super Mario Kart, good BGM
Cons: Lack of newcomers, no way to play with others unless you have cable (meaning you're stuck with playing CPUs), power sliding is still terrible

Mario Kart Double Dash

Pros: 2 characters in one kart, great tracks, outstanding BGM, introduction to Toadette (thus making female toads canon outside of Paper Mario), power slides have improved
Cons: Baby Mario and Baby Luigi (Time Paradox!)

Mario Kart DS

Pros: new and improved power sliding, Wi-Fi, R.O.B. cameo, great BGM, interesting courses, introduction to retro cups
Cons: the music from retro tracks aren't as good as the originals, Snaking, hacks on Wi-Fi races

Mario Kart Wii

Pros: Snaking is fixed, introduction to bikes, Rosalina and Funky Kong, a few memorable tracks, good BGM
Cons: unbalanced items (I blame the 12 racers per track feature), hacks on Wi-Fi races, the baby Mario characters and Dry Bowser (Time Paradox!)

Mario Kart 7

Pros: No more hacks thus making Wi-Fi matches a blast, introduction to gliders, interesting tracks to utilize gliders and underwater sections, great BGM, the ending credits theme
Cons: Metal Mario (Time Paradox!), the Maka Wuhu glitch

That is what I meant by big axles.

Big axles :Fast acceleration but low top speed
Small axles: Slow acceleration but high top speed

I made a blog post on my opinion on Generation V as a whole.

It's very long.

I like to write blogs like that.

I need a new sig now:

- M. Bison (But for me, it was Tuesday)
- Air Man (Air Man cannot be defeated)
- Coachman (They'll come back, as BOYS!)
- Hilda (Hilda for SSB Wii U)
- Deadpool (Chimichangas)

Kimchi: if you can get past the smell and the idea, it's very good.

DEADPOOL.