Tea in the Garden

And then I think 'not only is she cute, she's actually a slightly chubby, psionic dragon!' Because dating a girl who's a dragon in disguise is just boss.

But doesn't that count as beastiality?

Even if it does, I'd still have an awesome girlfriend.

But you'll be shunned upon society, because it's illegal.

But society won't know if she's in human form, now will they?

true...the world will never know! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

The world only God knows, so you're still screwed.

If Wailord and Skitty are allowed to breed, why can't a human and a Latias date?

Because we humans would only breed to our own species, and it's biologically impossible to breed with other non-human specimens.

My neck hurts.

Mine does too, but only at certain angles. :<

But dating is different than breeding. Our relationship wouldn't be of a biological basis, merely a romantic one.

MY LEG IS TWITCHING.

I had a dream last night that my leg was broken so much that extended use of it would make it fall off.

Wow, that's freaky. o_O

I basically always have weird dreams. :|