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    Cool Stand Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or fall down! (Jokes)!

    Simply you are to present a joke (stand up comedy get it, ha, ha) then the next user will rate and comment on it as such:

    User 1: Do you know why the Torchic crossed the road....So it wouldn't cross Route 110 and get Swalot "ed" up

    2/10 : I have herd better.:/

    : My Joke is...etc.....

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    Okay dokay... I will start off :Why don't Jynxes get dates very often?
    Because they are said to be as cold as ice. (This is a old one.)
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    Default Re: Stand Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or fall down! (Jokes)!

    Get off the stage!

    You might be a redneck if...a tornado hits your neighborhood and does a hundred thousand dollars worth of improvements.
    You Might Be A Redneck If...

    You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
    You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
    The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
    You've had more court dates than second dates.
    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    Default Re: Stand Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or fall down! (Jokes)!

    6/10 it was funny.

    I am not good at jokes so here go's nothing............




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    Default Re: Stand Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or fall down! (Jokes)!

    I dun get it. :S

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    Default Re: Stand Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or fall down! (Jokes)!

    4/10. I'm sorry but that was flap.

    What do a strawberry and a rabbit have in common?


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    Default Re: Stand Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or fall down! (Jokes)!

    5/5 Good,

    Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.
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    Default Re: Stand Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or fall down! (Jokes)!

    6/10 Not bad.

    Sophisticated people go to restaurants that require reservations. Rednecks go to restaurants that require us to drive around to the second window, please. "Hey, could you super-size them fries for the little woman? It's our anniversary."
    You Might Be A Redneck If...

    You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
    You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
    The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
    You've had more court dates than second dates.
    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    Default Re: Stand Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or fall down! (Jokes)!

    7/10 good! - Draco Man you really like redneck jokes don't you? I have feeling you will be the king of this thread!

    Okay not my joke but - "Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive." -W. C. Fields

    PS. W. C. Fields was a crude, rude but funny man!
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    Default Re: Stand Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or fall down! (Jokes)!

    4/10 Not his best joke.

    I believe...that there should be an application process for anyone who wants to wear a thong.
    You Might Be A Redneck If...

    You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
    You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
    The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
    You've had more court dates than second dates.
    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    Default Re: Stand Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or fall down! (Jokes)!

    0/10

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    Default Re: Stand Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or fall down! (Jokes)!

    2/10

    Person 1: There's this new Japanese region full of Pokémon that I want to go to. It's called... uh...
    Person 2: Isshu?
    Person 1: Bless you.
    Person 2: No, Isshu. Unova.
    Person 1: No, I don't know a person called Va.

    Poor, isn't it?

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    Default Re: Stand Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or fall down! (Jokes)!

    Am I the only one here who knows what "funny" is? Sit down, amateurs. Here's one of Ryan Stiles' hoedown verses from the Who's Line Is It Anyway? blooper reel:

    Singing a song about a vending machine
    Don't you know that it's really not my scene?
    Trying to think of something clever with a little twist
    If we do another hoedown, I'll slit my [BLEEP]ing wrist.
    You Might Be A Redneck If...

    You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
    You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
    The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
    You've had more court dates than second dates.
    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    Cool Re: Stand Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or fall down! (Jokes)!

    ??..2/10 didn't feel the punch line.

    I know this is a little silly but good ole patty's day is upon us now and my good ole Irish side said to light us up green with a good ole joke!~


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    7/10

    I heard this from somewhere

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Justin
    Justin who?

    Justin time for dinner

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    Cool Re: Stand Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or fall down! (Jokes)!

    8/10 I like it, good hold classic knock knock jokes!

    Here a stupid one~ :What do you get if you put a parrot into a washing machine?
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