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    make Soviet Russia jokes! I have one:
    In Soviet Russia, the keyboard types you!
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    in soviet russia, mudkip liek u!
    That's a very nice post you have there...

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    In Soviet Russia, the game plays you!
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    In Soviet Russia, you Russia Soviet!

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    In Soviet Russia, I Belong Somewhere!
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    In Soviet Russia, Google searches you!
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    In Soviet Russia, your mom makes fun of the internet!

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    This thread needs more vodka!

    Seriously, did you know the Russians have invented a vodka bottle that encourages you to drink? (I am seriously not BSing here.) If that's not joke-worthy, I don't know what is.
    You Might Be A Redneck If...

    You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
    You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
    The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
    You've had more court dates than second dates.
    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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