...that a thread like this didn't exist?
I got the idea for this game after hearing a meme, so I figured I'd give it a go.
The basic idea is that the poster posts some kind of plot they're hatching, which the next poster counters by starting with the words,"Since when were you under the impression that..." the above poster's plot was happening/going to happen, and then posts their own plot. It goes on like that.
So, I'll start.
I'll be utilizing my until-now-unmentioned ability of hypnosis to turn members of this forum against one another and orchestrate a takeover of here and move on to the rest of the internet.