Thread: The rule game!

Add funny or very ridiculous rules! Here is mine: You must have 1 million posts to sign up.
Note: No rules are really being added.
Make up your own fake rules!

You need to be Isaiah Mustafa to sign up~

Everyone caught posting anywhere on the forums gets perma-banned.

Signatures must contain a minimum of 6845678.847 letters and -12 numbers.

˙uʍop ǝpısdn ǝq ʇsnɯ sʇsod ןןɐ

Users are not permitted to post on Bulbagarden with 500 or more posts

Users may not have red avatars.

No posting, please.

You must double post.

When mentioning pi, spell out the ENTIRE number.

No differences of opinion, please.

People with under 20 posts may not post. (Then how do they get more posts?)

All of a c*rtain l*tt*r's must b* c*nsor*d.

All posts must be SPAM

All staff must be referred to as utopian overlords that are inherently vastly superior to regular users. (Sure, they're great people and all, but nobody's perfect)

No posting on weekdays.

All posts must reflect the ideas of Bulbagarden.

All posts must be generated by typing with your feet.

The country of Australia is never to be referred to.

Al wurds muzt beh shpelled rong.

Originally Posted by ! Thunder Lord Z

All posts must be generated by typing with your feet.

nom hhjasmndssdf whatsoever.

all people of authority must make irresponsible people moderators, or possibly admins.

Originally Posted by ! Thunder Lord Z

All staff must be referred to as utopian overlords that are inherently vastly superior to regular users. (Sure, they're great people and all, but nobody's perfect)

Originally Posted by SnivyKing

all people of authority must make irresponsible people moderators, or possibly admins.

Combined, it will go from very annoying to very, very annoying.

All users must list Gardevoir as their favourite Pokemon.

Use of the smiley is frowned upon.

Frowning is frowned upon.

All infractions must be unjust.

All signatures must be EXACTLY 39 pixels by 17 pixels, and must include the letters Q and Y, along with at least 3 dancing bananas.

ALLPOSTSMUSTBEINCAPSLOCKANDWITHOUTSPACESORPUNCTUATION

you must have a criminal record to sign up.

you must change your avatar at least every 3 days. (lol, i actually follow that rule.)