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    Default Rate the User Above's Joke

    Simplez.

    Here's mine:

    'My wife's a magician. She once turned my car into a tree.'

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    4/10 for cleverness.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Why the heck do I care about a stupid chicken?

    I'm hilarious.

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    1/10 for using the same joke over and over

    A traveller gets attacked by native americans, but they spare him and force him to eat horse meat.
    He has it as a mane course.
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    5/10 for being a play on words.

    10 people are holding onto the wings of a plane. They decide that one person needs to let go or the plane will crash too fast. One makes a heroic speech and the rest all clap.
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    8/10 for people's stupidity.

    Q: Pun.
    A: Answer.

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    I rock ha never saw that coming
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandslash-Master View Post
    8/10 for people's stupidity.

    Q: Pun.
    A: Answer.
    I don't understand that so 5/10
    Three people are in a house.
    One of them goes downstairs to get a glass of water.
    A ghost appears and says "I am the ghost with two green eyes."
    The guy runs away.
    The second person goes downstairs to get a midnight snack. The same thing happens. He runs away.
    The third person goes downstairs, on their way to the bathroom. The ghost appears and says "I am the ghost with two green eyes."
    The man says "Shut up or you'll be the ghost with two black eyes."
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    e/10

    An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each order a beer. Then three flies show up and each one falls into one of the beers.

    The Englishman says, "Barkeep, there's a fly in my beer. Could you get me another one?"

    The Irishman says, "Hell with it," and drinks the beer with the fly still in it.

    The Scotsman fishes the fly out of his beer and shouts, "Spit it out, you bastard!"

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    I don't even know how that was a joke...
    2/10

    There was a man who wanted to win the lotto, but he was so serious about it he asked God to help him win.

    "Ok, but on one condition."
    "What condition?"
    "Figure it out."

    The following week, the man found he didn't win.
    "Why didn't you let me win?"
    "You didn't buy a ticket."
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    Quote Originally Posted by DracoMan View Post
    e/10

    An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each order a beer. Then three flies show up and each one falls into one of the beers.

    The Englishman says, "Barkeep, there's a fly in my beer. Could you get me another one?"

    The Irishman says, "Hell with it," and drinks the beer with the fly still in it.

    The Scotsman fishes the fly out of his beer and shouts, "Spit it out, you bastard!"
    What did you rate it?

    Quote Originally Posted by cmd84 View Post
    I don't even know how that was a joke...
    2/10

    There was a man who wanted to win the lotto, but he was so serious about it he asked God to help him win.

    "Ok, but on one condition."
    "What condition?"
    "Figure it out."

    The following week, the man found he didn't win.
    "Why didn't you let me win?"
    "You didn't buy a ticket."
    7/10

    A man walks into a bar holding a large newt. He asks the barman "Can I have a beer, and water for tiny here"
    The barman asks "Why do you call him tiny?"
    The man says "Because he's my newt."
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    6/10

    A neutron walks into a bar, and asks the bartender "How much for a drink?" The bartender replies "For you? No charge."

    But God demonstrates his own love toward us, that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
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    6/10 For science puns.

    What do you give an angry bear for its birthday?
    Anything it wants.

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    4/10.

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    10/10 for chuck norris and virginity.

    So Chuck Norris walks into a bar.
    The bar says "Ow!"

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    10/10 for Chuck Norris-ness.

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