You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Seems a little... blurry sadly.
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Pretty creative avatar ^_^
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I love to cause terror and fear. It's intoxicating to the mind from the way it can cause living tanks to curl into a fetal position from their greatest terror.
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Who is this git?
8.5/10 I'll be doing that soon myself