Ah! It's a another random message! Same rules as random messages, but one more rule...
You must start the message with the next letter of the alphabet from before. Like this:
Guy: Ah! An apple!
Guy: Big Apple is my favorite place.
Guy: Critical cats love big apples.
Pics and quotes don't count. When you get to Z, start over again. If there's a troll about, follow the example:
Guy: Tremendous troll is coming!
Troll: BUNNY THAT DOESN'T START WITH U!
Guy: Vulnerable trolls are forgetting U's!
Just skip the troll! Now, the next post starts with B since mine starts with A. Ah!