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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziмa View Post
    Ms. Insert Name Here, I am not superior to anyone. All people are equal. Some just post more than others.
    Queen>Princess. Except in a blood soaked revolt, then Army Commander in Chief>Queen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FairyGaga View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Akromatic View Post
    Have you cloned the king yet?
    Yes, of course!
    *Shows king*
    This is a clone and not at all one of the five kings I got as payment for my death defying duties.
    Great, you cloned the king. Now, bake him into a pie.
    Death defying? That gives me an idea. Go jump off the royal cliff. If you die, we'll say sorry. If you live, we'll give you Xita.
    Also, here are your five Enzaps.

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    Default Re: Random Messages 9

    This thread is in the top percentage of threads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akromatic View Post
    Great, you cloned the king. Now, bake him into a pie.
    Death defying? That gives me an idea. Go jump off the royal cliff. If you die, we'll say sorry. If you live, we'll give you Xita.
    Also, here are your five Enzaps.
    I believe we have a chef for that. You.
    Plus eww, blood.

    That sounds like I might not be okay after jumping. Like I'd maybe get a bruise or scratch, though I'm sure I'd be safe. I will have to pass.

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    This is the best thread of 2013 real talk.
    Time to show of my gangsta to friends and fans.




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    What is this about poor FairyGaga jumping off the cliff? Dark beings make excellent cooks. Please return to the kitchen and make us some bread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FairyGaga View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Akromatic View Post
    Great, you cloned the king. Now, bake him into a pie.
    Death defying? That gives me an idea. Go jump off the royal cliff. If you die, we'll say sorry. If you live, we'll give you Xita.
    Also, here are your five Enzaps.
    I believe we have a chef for that. You.
    Plus eww, blood.

    That sounds like I might not be okay after jumping. Like I'd maybe get a bruise or scratch, though I'm sure I'd be safe. I will have to pass.
    You're the royal scientist. You can make yourself invincible or something.
    Also, I AM THE DARK LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD. HEAR ME ROAR.
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    That's a horrifying title. Perfect for our diverse kingdom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akromatic View Post
    You're the royal scientist. You can make yourself invincible or something.
    Also, I AM THE DARK LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD. HEAR ME ROAR.
    My dear DARK LORD OF PASTRY, you are confused. Us science-people can only make ourselves invisible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akromatic
    Also, I AM THE DARK LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD. HEAR ME ROAR.
    dark lord trombonator?

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    Come here my princess. Just in case I die, you must know how to do my job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enzap View Post
    Agreed. Karis will be responsible for cleanup duty.
    Cleanup? For what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Enzap View Post
    Agreed. Karis will be responsible for cleanup duty.
    Cleanup? For what?
    You are our maid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziмa View Post
    Come here my princess. Just in case I die, you must know how to do my job.
    *Wears a hat full of ears*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karis View Post
    Cleanup? For what?
    You are the maid of this fine establishment.

    I see you have already come dressed for the job, very good!

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