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    Talking Pokemon Jokes

    Just tell your funny jokes.

    What pokemon does a Beedrill hate?
    Celebi (cell a bee)

    Get it.

    Last edited by john1991; 16th October 2005 at 07:05 AM.

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    How do you catch a unique Pokemon?
    Unique up on it.
    How do you catch a tame one?
    Tame way.

    ... why am I posting this?
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    What pokemon is a leader of the grass corporation?

    Treecko (Tree Co.)

    Get it!

    I know its lame but at least i can make one!

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    Why shouldn't you take a shower around a Pokemon?
    They might Pikachu.

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    How do you make Pickachu go on the bus?
    Poke m on (Pokemon)

    Get it.

    Ha Ha Ha

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    Oldest Pokémon joke ever.

    Q: Why doesn't Ash ever go to a resteraunt?
    A: Because they always serve an odd-dish (Oddish)

    Q: Heard of the low-fat Pokemon?
    A: Butter-free

    Q: Why did Pichu go to the bathroom?
    A: Because it needed to go "Pi".

    Actually, do any funny Pokémon jokes exist?

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    Why did Pikachu cross the road?
    To prove Ash that he wasn't chicken ::laugh track and drums::
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    What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone?
    Napoleon!

    *dodges tomatoes*

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    This is a funny joke that is a little offensive if you think of Bonsly/Usohachi as attractive

    I made that joke myself along with my "what's so casual about a casualty" one.

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    What's the difference between Ellen Degeneres and the Pokemon Chronicles DVDs?
    Ellen came out.

    (I know that joke's been used with about every video game ever delayed, but I just couldn't help but use it given the fact that we'll probably never see the set, at this rate)
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    [ash] hey may
    [may] what ash
    [ash] what do you get when you cross rayqasar kyogar and groundon
    [may] i dont know ash what
    [ash] i dont know thats wy i asked


    it dosent make sense eh

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    Haha, Napoleon. That was pretty funny.
    Quote Originally Posted by Witchboi View Post
    And the people who are like a penis goes in a vagina, I can't remember the last wedding i was at where the reverand said do you take this penis for your vagina.
    YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?!?

    one sentence porn meme!

    pokemon anon kink meme! careful it's rated 'r' for 'really sexy'

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    Why do Ketsuban make great liars?

    They'll drive your car off a cliff and say "Missing? No!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey View Post
    What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone?
    Napoleon!

    *dodges tomatoes*
    what type is it ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by treeco fan View Post
    what type is it ?
    France type
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    So pull out the puzzle and every piece
    While I take all the gain

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