Just tell your funny jokes.
What pokemon does a Beedrill hate?
Celebi (cell a bee)
Get it.
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Just tell your funny jokes.
What pokemon does a Beedrill hate?
Celebi (cell a bee)
Get it.
How do you catch a unique Pokemon?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame one?
Tame way.
... why am I posting this?
What pokemon is a leader of the grass corporation?
Treecko (Tree Co.)
Get it!
I know its lame but at least i can make one!
Why shouldn't you take a shower around a Pokemon?
They might Pikachu.
... I'm out.
How do you make Pickachu go on the bus?
Poke m on (Pokemon)
Get it.
Ha Ha Ha
Oldest Pokémon joke ever.
Q: Why doesn't Ash ever go to a resteraunt?
A: Because they always serve an odd-dish (Oddish)
Q: Heard of the low-fat Pokemon?
A: Butter-free
Q: Why did Pichu go to the bathroom?
A: Because it needed to go "Pi".
Actually, do any funny Pokémon jokes exist?
Why did Pikachu cross the road?
To prove Ash that he wasn't chicken ::laugh track and drums::
What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone?
Napoleon!
*dodges tomatoes*
This is a funny joke that is a little offensive if you think of Bonsly/Usohachi as attractive
I made that joke myself along with my "what's so casual about a casualty" one.
What's the difference between Ellen Degeneres and the Pokemon Chronicles DVDs?
Ellen came out.
(I know that joke's been used with about every video game ever delayed, but I just couldn't help but use it given the fact that we'll probably never see the set, at this rate)
[ash] hey may
[may] what ash
[ash] what do you get when you cross rayqasar kyogar and groundon
[may] i dont know ash what
[ash] i dont know thats wy i asked
it dosent make sense eh
Haha, Napoleon. That was pretty funny.
Why do Ketsuban make great liars?
They'll drive your car off a cliff and say "Missing? No!"