Sealed with a Togekiss.


Oh ho ho hooooooo...
Oh ho ho hooooooo...
Oh ho ho hooooooo...
Oh ho ho hooooooo...
Everybody was Poke-fighting
Machokes were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
There were funky trainer-men
From funky Pallet Town
Evil villains came up
They kept knocking them down
It's an ancient Kanto art
And everybody knew their part
With Poke Balls strapped to their hip
Giving Team Rocket the slip
Everybody was Poke-fighting...
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
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