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    In this game, you have to make up something about the person above you in a similar vein to Chuck Norris jokes. Since I'm first and to get the idea going, I'll do one of myself, then the next person does one of me, then the third does one of the second and so on.

    Sorry if this has already been done. If so, feel free to delete.

    Instrutilus is the cause of the Ice Ages. Everytime he glares, the planet's tempurature drops from sheer fear.

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    Instrutilus does haircuts with a chainsaw.

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    Baron Brixius doesn't chew gum. Baron Brixius chews diamonds.

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    ^How did you know O_O XD
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    When Baron Brixius blinks, time freezes because it's terrified that if he misses something he'll go after it.

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    Instrutilus doesn't need a location... he's EVERYWHERE at once.
    Who else do you think stole that last slice of pie?

    v I've been setting rocks on fire since the Pewter City Gym. (Doesn't always work out. D:)
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    Ruby Flame can set rocks on fire. Freaking rocks!

    Evil Figment (7:59:44 PM): Ryuu, however shakily you started, I've got to hand it to you that you earned my respect the hard way.

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    Ryuutakeshi doesn't sleep.... he waits. Waits for the trolls to come rolling in, throws the banhammer at them, and then he returns to "waiting".

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    Ruby Flame can slam revolving doors.

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    Metabee can count to infinity twice. While eating breakfast.
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    HiPS is so badass that not even AIM could handle him, leading to it's tragic crash last night.

    Evil Figment (7:59:44 PM): Ryuu, however shakily you started, I've got to hand it to you that you earned my respect the hard way.

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    Hide in Plain Sight dosnt flee from bullets. He eats them.

    Edit: Ryuu is a ninja, thats pretty badass.

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    SuperSeaking doesn't go swimming. The ocean is too scared of him to remain in his way.

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    You don't find Instrutilus, he finds you.

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    Pokemad is so epic that he joined all of the world's monuments to create a stadium so that the All Stars could be reunited. Awesomeness.

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