Thread: The never ending cheat ver. 3.0

and yes i did get permission to re-create this thread.
we make up fake steps to a fake cheat to get mewthree or pikablu.
and it did die, because people stopped paying attention to it, and it got knocked out of the good pages.

so:
to start, a eat a cookie, take out your ds's battery and replace it with a cookie...
continue the cheat!

..turn on the DS. When the game starts, press L+R+Start+Select. Then...

... it he game transforms into Ultimate version, in which...

every trainer is almost impossible to beat, and if you do beat them, you get a free arceus...

...that learns Spore. Use it to catch a...

Magmar that is lvl 99 and knows splash and use it too.........

Defeat Red 89584764478 times. After you have done that, he will...

Hand you a cookie. You must use this cookie to........

Kill the nearest NPC you see. In their remains, you will find a...

Magic evil rainbow pony that you must ride to the land of...........

Teapots. In the land of teapots, you will find a wild H POKe, which you must raise to level 67 with exactly halfway experience to 68. Then, you must use it to...

catch a wild Rattata that has 31 IVs in everything and then hand it to Younger Joey then Younger Joey will..............

curse you out. travel to the sinnoh region and capture a bidoof go back and kill joey with it...

and then the cops will put you in jail. To break out of jail you must.........

Find a doorway hidden in a section of a wall. I won't tell you which wall or which section because I don't feel like it, so you'll just have to guess. Inside you will find a hidden Mudkip store in Diagon Alley Pokealley, in which they are selling bicycles. But not just ANY Bicycles. They are selling a Super Duper Mega Great Ultra Master Supersonic Invincible Gyro Off Teh Wall Amazing Super Magnificent All-New X-Mach Power Bike 9,000 (not saying the whole name every time you refer to it will make you implode), which, by the way, can travel through the very fabric of space and time, which will be important later on. All they ask for is your dignity. No problem! After all, it's all worth it. Then, hop on your new Super Duper Mega Great Ultra Master Supersonic Invincible Gyro Off Teh Wall Amazing Super Magnificent All-New X-Mach Power Bike 9,000 and switch to 500th gear. Then, travel to dinosaur time. Look for the...