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    Default Make the next person LOL!

    If you do LOL, say LOL! If not, say NLOLP (No LOLs Produced)

    Example: (Note, these examples are not good at producing LOLS)FUNNY!
    Example2: LOL! Jenga!
    Example3: NLOLP. BEEP!

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    LOL!

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    Default Re: Make the next person LOL!

    LOL

    Never let anyone scare you half to death more than once.
    That's a very nice post you have there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkapoke View Post
    I am writing a paper on dakimakuras.

    I've only written four paragraphs, but it's already five pages long...
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    NLOLP

    Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling
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    NLOLP

    i once shot an elephant in my pajamas. how he got in them i'll never know.
    That's a very nice post you have there...

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    NLOLP

    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
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    Default Re: Make the next person LOL!

    LOL. Points to my avatar and title.

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    NLOLP

    Cops are following this guy who's driving drunk. He crashes into a street pole. Cops walk up to him to see if he's all right and ask him how much he's had to drink. Guy says, "One beer. One beer and I'm on my way."
    You Might Be A Redneck If...

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    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    NLOLP

    Bear in mind that all of the following applies to me.

    You know you're obsessed with Pokemon when...

    *You were disappointed when the store you pre-ordered B/W from didn't carry the Reshiram/Zekrom wall clings.

    *You tend to only make 90 degree turns when you walk.

    *You do an amazing impression of a Magikarp.

    *You actually do liek Mudkips.

    *You have enough different Pokemon plushes to construct teams of six for each member of your household.

    *You collect Pokemon magazines. And figures. And cards. And games. And plushes. And strategy guides.

    *People tell you you're obsessed with Pokemon and you take it as a compliment.

    *You figure EV training and Random Matchup into your plans for the day.

    *Your flatulence causes people to flee, and you simply smile and say to yourself "It's super effective".

    *You can't talk about your financial plans without mentioning "Pokemon cards" and "ebay".

    *Some of your friends don't immediately recognize you when you're not playing Pokemon.

    *You can use Fury Swipes.

    *You write a Pokemon fanfic.

    *You have accounts at Serebii, Bulbagarden, AND Smogon.

    *You have the patience to actually get good stuff off the GTS.

    *You can accurately predict about 89% of the time when your opponent on Random Matchup is going to disconnect.

    *Your hearing improves noticeably when people nearby are talking about Pokemon.

    *Your friend asks you a question about their Pokemon game and you answer almost before they stop talking.

    *Your level 100 Wynaut got there without help from the daycare, Exp. Share, Lucky Egg, or cheating devices.

    *You have 60 ribbons on one Pokemon.

    *You put more effort towards EV training than you do towards homework.

    *You have more Pokemon forum accounts than you have bank accounts.

    *You've ever used colored duct tape to turn a toy Poké Ball into a Great Ball or Ultra Ball.

    *The reason you didn't hear Ghetsis's battle music was because you had the DS muted out of fear of your teacher discovering what you were really doing in class.

    *You make a point of learning to identify the Generation V Pokemon by their cries as quickly as possible, because you've already done so for all the others.

    *The phrase "I sleep with plush Pokemon" can go either way with you.

    *You organize Pokemon tournaments with your cousins on Christmas Eve, with Delibird eggs as prizes.

    *You can find your way through Rock Tunnel without Flash easily.

    *You are able to procure a female Speed Boost Carvanha off the GTS, breed from it to obtain a male Adamant Speed Boost Carvanha, EV train it, evolve it into Sharpedo, and get it up to level 50, all in the span of one morning.

    *Setting the wallpaper on your cell phone involved taking a picture of your DS screen while playing Pokemon.

    *The fact that the low level Japanese Sandshrew you traded a level 100 EV trained Weezing for over the GTS did not have Sand Rush put you in a fouler mood than your math class did.

    *The minigame on Pokemon.com for befriending an Eeveelution did not irritate you.

    *You remember the exact date the shiny Ekans ran from you in the Safari Zone.

    *Everybody you know knows what your favorite Pokemon is, whether they like it or not.

    *You frequently list in your head the wild Pokemon that you think would appear on your property, complete with encounter rates.

    *Your idea of porn is Google-image searching for a character from Pokemon with the SafeSearch turned off.

    *Your idea of multitasking is EV-training more than one Pokemon at the same time.

    *You can effortlessly count up how many battles it'll take against wild Basculin with Pokerus and a Macho Brace to max out the Speed EV, but you can't pass an Algebra test.

    *Your classmates refer to you as a Pokemon master.

    *Your friend battles your legit Pokemon with blatant hacks and you still win.

    *Your friend's Tyranitar was no match for your Bidoof.

    *You own more EV-trained, level 100 Pokemon than you do pairs of underwear.

    *You tell people how many shiny Pokemon you have and they do double-takes.

    *Your idea of a good time involves sitting down with a snack and watching your Battle Videos.

    *You've ever uploaded a Battle Video to the Global Terminal, then re-downloaded it and saved it because it was just too good.

    *You've ever been down to just your Stunfisk and still managed to defeat your opponent's three remaining Pokemon- in a Triple Battle.

    *You got Black Version the day it came out and beat it that Tuesday.

    *You've memorized which trainers use what Pokemon in your Black City.

    *Someone asks you what your ringtone sounds like and you start up your Pokemon game to show them.

    *You actually turn your hat backwards when you're about to catch a Pokemon or when you're down to your last Pokemon in a battle- and you wear a cowboy hat.

    *The term "Audino grinding" has weaseled its way into your daily vocabulary.

    *You've ever used the phrase "Arceus damn it".

    *The events of the Pokemon anime are more important to you than politics, even though you're old enough to vote.

    *The only dreams you seem to remember are the ones about Pokemon.

    *You've ever devoted an entire afternoon to sorting your Pokemon cards.

    *There are Pokemon figures prominently displayed anywhere in your room.

    *Even though you don't play HeartGold or SoulSilver anymore, you still go to college with at least three Pokewalkers clipped to your belt every day.

    *You've ever used the Entralink to connect with a total stranger.

    *You use your complete collection of Unown as a "keyboard" in GTS negotiations.

    *You wrote part of the Team Rocket motto on the back of your Trainer Card.

    *Your six boxes of EV-trained Pokemon are sorted in National Dex order.

    *You tie a knot in a small garbage bag and pause for a moment to admire its resemblence to Trubbish.

    *Your collection of Pokemon figures weighs more than your school textbooks. And you're in college. Because them books is heavy.

    *You've ever used the phrase "Do you have any idea how long that is in Pokemon fanatic years?!".

    *You've ever made a gingerbread cookie in the likeness of Missingno.

    *Your EV trained level 100s take up five PC boxes, and that's just the non-shiny ones.

    *You sort said level 100s by National Pokedex order.

    *Your idea of a perfect day includes Pokemon battles.

    *A popular topic of conversation with you would be the merits of teaching Fire Fang to an Arbok.

    *You planned your team for Black version before all the Generation V Pokemon were revealed.

    *You planned your team for HeartGold before the games were even announced.

    *You were lying awake and constantly tapping the refresh button on your DSi in the middle of the night when they revealed the Generation V starters.

    *You saw the Generation V starters and made your choice within four seconds. And haven't changed your mind since.

    *You are presented with the English names of all the new Pokemon and don't have a single complaint, unless you count how long it's taking for the games to come out.

    *Your brother reports that he heard you saying "Poké Ball, go!" in your sleep.

    *You've ever used blue and red duct tape to turn one of those small plastic toy Poké Balls that come with the Pokemon keychains into a Great Ball, or yellow and black duct tape to turn it into an Ultra Ball. Or both.

    *You pre-order Pokemon games regardless of the pre-order bonus or lack thereof.

    *You own more than one Missingno.

    *Your team in Blue version usually consists of Glitch Pokemon and a Kangaskhan you evolved from an 'M.

    *Your incentive for getting up early on Saturdays is to watch the new episode of Pokemon.

    *You own more Pokewalkers than copies of HeartGold or SoulSilver.

    *You go to college on a daily basis with at least three Pokewalkers clipped to your belt.

    *You stockpile Master Balls.

    *You constantly daydream about how you think your first gym match in Black/White will play out. Anime style.

    *You've ever defeated a level 48 Dialga with a level 6 Doduo.

    *You have more than one Pokemon that utilizes the F.E.A.R. strategy.

    *You squealed with delight when the B/W dub brought back the "Who's That Pokemon" segment.

    *You got your Pokedex and evolved your starter, but not in that order.

    *You've ever correctly predicted the English names of any Pokemon that didn't keep its Japanese name.

    *When you upload a PC box to the Global Terminal labeled "MRRYXMAS", which contains a bunch of Unown that spell out "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!", a regular Kingler, a shiny Kingler, a Stantler, and a Delibird.

    *When you know that Kingler is an anagram for Kringle. As in Kris Kringle. As in Santa Claus (guilty).

    *When you actually take the time to EV train a Delibird.

    *When you've ever obtained a shiny Pokemon on Christmas.

    *When you write a Christmas-themed chapter of a Pokemon fanfic where the protagonists face off against Santa Claus in a double battle.

    *When you've ever traded a rare/powerful Pokemon to someone else as a Christmas gift.

    *You still have a Pokemon toy that came from Burger King in the 1990s.

    *You've ever soft-reset for a shiny Pokemon.

    *Your team on Shoddy Battle includes Arbok and Weezing.

    *Your battle against the champion in Yellow version finished with your Pikachu finishing your rival's Jolteon with Thunderbolt.

    *During aformentioned battle, you yelled out "Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!".

    *You've ever woken up in the middle of the night, yelling "Weezing, Sludge attack!".

    *You've ever let loose a string of swearwords due to something that happened in a Pokemon game.

    *You retrieve your Weezing that was in your now-destroyed Pokewalker and immediately hug your DS.

    *It is impossible to fit all of your Pokemon games in the same case.

    *Any of your Pokemon gained over 85 levels in the daycare alone.

    *At least two of your shinies were obtained on your birthday.

    *You still own a Pokemon Mini and at least three games for it.

    *You know for a fact that it is possible to get a Dusknoir with Mega Kick.

    *You do the necessary chain breeding to get a Bulbasaur with Sludge.

    *You constantly fantasize about how your life would be if Pokemon was real.

    *You've ever used Wite-Out and red ink to turn a toy Poké Ball into a Premier Ball.

    *Putting the accent over the e in "Pokémon" is second nature to you by now.

    *Your Pokemon card collection fills up at least 8 binders.

    *You buy booster packs of Pokémon cards out of that vending machine in the grocery store in spite of the outrageous price.

    *You buy a Pokemon figure out of aforementioned vending machine, it gets stuck in the machine, and your first instinct is to headbutt it.

    *You count Flaaffy when you can't sleep.

    *You consider shiny hunting to be the ultimate thrill.

    *Your idea of living dangerously is looking for shiny Pokemon in the Safari Zone.

    *You have at least 19 legitimately obtained Master Balls in one game.

    *You can't remember which of the three shiny Linoone in your PC was the shiny Zigzagoon that was your first shiny ever.

    *You have at least three ringtones that involve Pokemon.

    *You only set an alarm on the days that you are going out to buy a new Pokemon game.

    *In preparation for Diamond and Pearl, you raised a Sneasel to level 99 and nicknamed it Weavile.

    *Part of the reason you were teased in grade school was because your favorite Pokemon was Wobbuffet.

    *You knew what your team would be in HG/SS before the games were even announced.

    *You have a driver's license, no credit cards, and at least twenty Pokemon games.

    *As a result of restarting games, trading Pokemon, and liberal, frequent usage of Pal Park, you have at least eighteen Master Balls in one game.

    *Whenever you realize that you hate mowing the lawn, you wish you had a Rotom to do it for you.

    *You own a shiny Rattata in Rumble that didn't involve entering a password.

    *Your parents don't let you name family pets out of fear that you'll name them after a Pokemon.

    *The vast majority of your dreams involve Pokemon.

    *You did not worry too much over what to evolve your shiny Tyrogue into because you had three of them.

    *You're only two away from your goal of obtaining all shiny Eeveelutions.

    *Your only motivation for getting a GameCube was Pokemon Colosseum.

    *Roughly 1/4 of your PC space is occupied by shiny Pokemon.

    *The background on your phone depicts one of your shiny Pokemon.

    *You routinely restart Generation III games after Pal Parking over the Master Ball.

    *You've ever defeated a level 48 Dialga with a level 6 Doduo.

    *You could retire by selling your Pokemon card collection on ebay.

    *The Black/White starters being revealed and you deciding on your starter happened within four seconds of each other.

    *You've ever defeated Roxanne with nothing but a Dustox.

    *The Riolu egg Riley gave you and the Lucario you kicked Byron's a s s with are one and the same.

    *You know for a fact that Intimidate Fire Fang Arbok is a reliable Scizor counter.

    *Your idea of a great time involves a Pokemon battle.

    *You have so many different ID numbers that you always win something in the lottery.

    *You own no less than three shiny Haunter in Rumble.

    *You yawn on purpose to try to make people sleepy.

    *You can't find your bed beneath all your Pokemon plushes.

    *You routinely search ebay for plush versions of your favorite Pokemon... And your favorite Pokemon is Weezing.

    With a mustache.

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    NLOLP. Waaaaaay too long.

    Check out my sig:
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    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    Default Re: Make the next person LOL!

    Lol

    I'm not prejudice. I just hate everyone equally.

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    NLOLP

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    NLOLP

    "CHARLIE CHARLIE GUESS WHAT!"

    "What?"

    "... WE'RE NAAAAKED"

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    LOL!!!!

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