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    I just bought a game called Dirty Minds, and it's a really fun game.

    The object of the game is to try and guess the thing being talked about, given a series of dirty-minded clues. For example:

    1. When you put me in your pants, I get wrinkled.
    2. I'm six inches long.
    3. General Grant sits on my face.
    The answer, of course, is a $50 bill, even though here in Canada, it would be William Lyon Mackenzie King sitting on the face instead. In this case, the third clue gave it away.

    So, give your own dirty clues to something completely innocuous, and watch the sparks fly!

    I'll start with another one from the official book:

    1. I make it easy to get in your pants.
    2. I make a lot of noise when you get me off.
    3. To get it up, you stick it to my fuzz.

    (Note: This game should only be played by people 17 years or older. If you're younger than that, chances are you won't get what's going on.)
    The word "quadragonal" is the only word with "dragon" in it where "dragon" is not a root word. That makes it awesome.

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    Velcro?
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    That's it. But you're supposed to post a new riddle afterwards.
    The word "quadragonal" is the only word with "dragon" in it where "dragon" is not a root word. That makes it awesome.

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    Default Re: Make dirty thoughts pop up in people's minds!

    I'm just saying, you'd be surprised to hear some of the converstaions kids as young as 13 have. :P

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    Default Re: Make dirty thoughts pop up in people's minds!

    Whats very long and very hard?

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    Only 17 or older? Most boys in my school are pervert and some of them are as young as 9. These jokes are nothing if compared to what they say?
    Originally said by Albert Einstein
    Only 2 things are infinite:the universe and human stupidity. Though I'm not sure about the first one.

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    Default Re: Make dirty thoughts pop up in people's minds!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pink View Post
    Whats very long and very hard?
    Too open-ended. Got anymore clues?

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    Is it manly?

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    What's somewhat fuzzy, has a soft inside, and is full of clear, tasty fluid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuuyrm_The_Noob View Post
    What's somewhat fuzzy, has a soft inside, and is full of clear, tasty fluid?
    A baby coconut? Coconut milk isn't clear, though.
    And if you're talking about a peach, the fluid only comes out when you squeeze it. Hard.

    Here's another one that should offend some people:

    I'm 11 inches long and can prove that you're a man. What am I?

    Quote Originally Posted by Pink View Post
    Whats very long and very hard?
    The university application process >_<
    Last edited by Zekurom; 29th December 2010 at 03:47 PM.
    The word "quadragonal" is the only word with "dragon" in it where "dragon" is not a root word. That makes it awesome.

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    Starts with 'c' and ends with 't'

    Hard on the outside, soft on the inside...

    Has a 'u' and an 'n' in the center


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    All right since I forgot a riddle, how about this (biochemistry).

    I am kinky so I like it when my carbons are double bonded.
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    Default Re: Make dirty thoughts pop up in people's minds!

    Quote Originally Posted by Synthesis View Post
    Hard on the outside, soft on the inside...
    You mean "Hairy on the outside, soft and squishy on the inside".
    The word "quadragonal" is the only word with "dragon" in it where "dragon" is not a root word. That makes it awesome.

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