I just bought a game called Dirty Minds, and it's a really fun game.
The object of the game is to try and guess the thing being talked about, given a series of dirty-minded clues. For example:
The answer, of course, is a $50 bill, even though here in Canada, it would be William Lyon Mackenzie King sitting on the face instead. In this case, the third clue gave it away.1. When you put me in your pants, I get wrinkled.
2. I'm six inches long.
3. General Grant sits on my face.
So, give your own dirty clues to something completely innocuous, and watch the sparks fly!
I'll start with another one from the official book:
1. I make it easy to get in your pants.
2. I make a lot of noise when you get me off.
3. To get it up, you stick it to my fuzz.
(Note: This game should only be played by people 17 years or older. If you're younger than that, chances are you won't get what's going on.)