It's the thread that keeps on giving—Last Poster Wins, now in its eighth installment! Congratulations to @DarkBlastoise27; for winning our last round!
The rules to this game are simple; you're the winner if you're the last poster when this thread closes. You must include a statement about winning in your post, or else the point of the game is lost. Besides that, all regular site and F&G rules apply. Please keep personal drama out of this thread.
Got it? Good! Let's begin!
I win for posting the new version of this thread.