I win because it would feel weird if you saw an alien spacecraft...
And why in TV programmes do people always:
Run up the stairs instead of out the door
And investigate something that would clearly kill them?
Tv isn't realistic.
I win because this is one of the best Simpsons conversations ever!
(Homer)Hey,do you guys think you could use someone like me in your band?
(Chris Martin)Sure homer,you can come up and play the tambourine.
(Homer)Pfft.I said someone LIKE me,not me.
I win because of sadisticness.