Thread: Last Poster Wins [v6.0]

I win for English. I excel at it.

Not compared to myself. Notice how I almost never use 'said'? Because that word is an overrated, drab word that is far too open.

I am indeed victorious for being so verbose.

"You lost." I say!

I claim victory!

That is incorrect. I succeed in this feeble thread, due to my immense vocabulary that I seldom exercise.

Okay then. You reek of desperation, and I shall claim your victory as mine!

I win because of shipping.

Very well. I shall win because my avatar 'sings' this:

*facepalms* Did the sis start war with Cyo? She High 'n' Mightied me, crap.

I win.

I win because hmm.

*slaps her sis outta here* Sorry about that, I have an ongoing war with her.

I win for a six siren law.

I win

I win because of Prima.

I win for gunfire, and SLAG!!!!

I win because I'm likely about to get lynched.

I win because of sanguine temperaments.