I win because I'm eating cereal out of the box again...
I win because of Hetalia!:
I win because I will always call mt sis mw-mw nomatta what her username is!
I win because of propolis-menthol candy.
Arc: I love that one! XD
I win because I am secretly part of the Babylonian brotherhood, and- oops, now you guys know. (just kidding)
I win because of kittens! :3
I win because a load of bad people are after me.
"Because I'm an alien."
"Seriously?! You're kidding, right?!"
"Yes, I'm kidding."