Yeah the simile also falls apart since rain brings life to plants while cats destroy them xD
I win because of Humble Bundle!
I win because of @Booster Gold;
I'll always wear shorts, unless I go out somewhere for a while in the colder season, then I wear jeans. And obviously jeans for work. I enjoy being cold, it feels relaxing. I walked my previous dog once in a blizzard in shorts. Sure that was only 30 seconds, but still.