i win because it's 1 am here and i can't be bothered to press and hold my shift key right now
I need a life...
Life is for chumps.
I'm learning that the hard way, unfortunately. :P
I win cuz I'm making an AMV XDD Come see it when it's done please!!
We're 2 cool 4 u
I win because I will do no such thing.
I win because Доброе утро.
I win because I wish it to be so.
I win because I'm not particularly fond of my family. They mentally and verbally destroy me and think my psychological problems are my own fault.
I win because life is shit, and there's nothing you can do about it.