I win because I have so much stuff to do.
<Wins cause^would like Kampfer
I win because I just managed to rip my iPod Dock cord clean in half. I've been looking forward to using it to listen to the new albums I got all day. ._.
<Wins for watching first 2 seasons of The Walking Dead
I win for radiation.
Hey, guys. What's goin' on?
Oh, I'm 38216th? Yay, what did I win?
I win because of colors.
I win because Jackpot.