I win because of the donut burger. The most delicious, and most likely thing to kill me, that I ever ate.
I win because I'm disgracefully tied to perversions I'd much rather set aside and leave behind; the honor brought by those has faded slowly on its way to now, as if in vain... Just keep my mind burning strong; into the gaping emptiness I'll go, on my own, on my own, on my own...
I win because I had a dream last night related to the code red that happened on Friday.
<Wins for nominating two Admins for KoP 1.5