I win for notes.
I win because refreshed.
I win because of stumbling upon certain individuals.
I win because it's a miracle I am up this late.
I win because @ZeXaLavendrowzazeemontw0*; has a pretty epic new signature.
Edit: I also win because I successfully spelled that username without looking! XD
I win because I have 340 notifications.
well make it 341 @Zima; i win. xD
I win because I like notifications. They make me feel important. XD
Yeah @Shadows; it does. i win
I win because if you want a lot of notifications, you should play mafia. XD