I win because I am excited, nervous, bored, and such.
I win because that sounded sexy when @Meenah; said i liked anime girls"
I win because it's harder to think straight when you're sick.
I win because if you're sometimes yourself but never anyone else, what are you when you're not yourself?
@Hilbert; I win because it's awesome you became a mod there, but I still don't get that status thingy XD