I win because my Moon Sign is Libra.
I win because my school reestablished the guest internet connection... so I can get online on my home laptop to copy and paste my papers into Google Docs. Thank god. ><
I win because my stomach hurts.
Early Bird gets the worm!
I win because I'm going to be late to school if I stay on here any longer.
I win because they played the code red alarm for 30 seconds so we could get "familiar with the sound" and now my ears are ringing.