I win because I am bored as hell and a half.
I win because shipping is scary!
Keep on kicking butt, Yuzu!
I win for the existence of tea.
the vile, wandering one sneaks up
I win because of fresh bread and juice with headphones over my ears playing the same song over and over and over again.
I win because that's unfair.
I win because you'd make a good moderator here. You can tend to the forums a lot. XD
I win because I think I would make a decent moderator.