Thread: Last Poster Wins [v6.0]

I win because someday you will die somehow and something's gonna steal your carbon.
Yup, completely normal day for me here. xP

I win because of peace. ^_^

I win because of course, everyone goes crazy over such and such and such—we made ourselves a pillar, but we just used it as a crutch; we were certainly uncertain—at least, I'm pretty sure I am—well, we didn't need the water, but we just built that good god dam!

I win because...because...because...WE LOVE YOU!

I win because of confidence and optimism as well as hope.

I win because it rained over the remains of a shooting star, landed directly on our broke-down little car; before that, we had made a wish that we would be missed if one or the other just did not exist—cuz that's what we're waiting for, that's we're waiting for, that's we're waiting on, aren't we?

I win because time heals all wounds. ;)

I win because cheer up, baby, it wasn't really always quite so bad; for every bit of venom that came out, the antidote was had.

I win because Im awesome, nothing else needs to be said.

I win because I'm going to host a mafia game in a while. I will probably have my new username by then. XD

I win because nearly ten days later and I'm still not regretting my username change. uwu

I win because my next username will be Russian for 'winter.'

<Wins cause <this is my reaction at all the heat we are getting lately

I win because after countless hours of merciless, pain-inducing, absolutely dreadful grinding, I finally have a Hydreigon. Who the hell thought it was a good idea to make it evolve after level 60?

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